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'I Meditate So I Don't Choke People' Hoodie; Funny Meditation Sweatshirt for Stress Relief

'I Meditate So I Don't Choke People' Hoodie; Funny Meditation Sweatshirt for Stress Relief

Regular price $43.85 USD
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Slip this hoodie on when you need to breathe out instead of snapping back. The bold, deadpan line "I Meditate So I Don't Choke People" reads like a private joke shouted softly. It settles across the chest and becomes a little armor against a jittery day: a warm, puffy pause between errands, an honest badge for long meetings, or the quiet rebellion you wear on commute mornings. The kangaroo pocket is for hands and stress balls; the double-lined hood is for hiding and regrouping. It’s the kind of sweatshirt someone reaches for when they want warmth and a wry exhale; practical, a little blunt, and quietly human.

Product features
- Soft 50/50 cotton–poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth printing
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for extra coverage
- Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable silhouette
- DTG/DTF print options and available embroidery placement for durable, sharp graphics

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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