This soft, lightweight tee carries a wink of dark humor that settles you down when the day threatens to fray your patience.
The bold "I Meditate So I Don't Choke People" print sits confidently on a clean crew neck, the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal calm and a well-timed edge at the same time. Wear it after a long commute, to a chill weekend hangout, or during a slow morning of breathwork; the breathable
Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable while the sturdy side seams and shoulder tape hold the silhouette together wash after wash. The sleeve and neck printing methods keep the letters sharp, while the tear-away label and soft retail fit mean you actually want to keep this one in rotation.
This tee fits someone who values simple comfort but isn’t afraid to be honest. It reads like a private joke for meditators, yoga teachers, therapists, and anyone who uses quiet practice to stay steady in a loud world. Swap a jacket over it for casual workdays, or pair with leggings after class, it’s the quiet, clever piece that closes the gap between calm practice and everyday life.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable, lightweight comfort - Durable construction with side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape - Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and lasting fit - Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck printing using DTF/DTG methods - Fair-labor manufactured, REACH certified; sourced from Honduras
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
